AIDS
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
AIDS is stupid.
AIDS is a sexually transmitted disease first discovered in 1984. Full blown AIDS is the most advanced form of the HIV where the body has lost all its ability to make white blood cells. The resulting inability to fight off infection leads quickly to death. AIDS can be found in homosexuals, monkeys and superstar basketball icon Magic Johnson. AIDS can be transmitted through unprotected sex. The fallacious idea that AIDS could be transmitted via chocolate diet supplements turns out to have been a misunderstanding due to an unfortunate similarity in acronyms.
AIDS makes its victims waste away and die of tracheal pneumonia. People who have AIDS can be referred to as being AIDSY, howeven this term is considered derogatory unless it is one AIDSY speaking to another AIDSY. Sort of how whitey cannot use the N-word.
If you think you have AIDS, get tested - then have promiscuous sex with every stranger you can find. Once we all have AIDS, it won't be a disease anymore! Make sure you don't wear a condom, because that can slow down the evolution of man kind into a super AIDS-Defying race with multiple Penes.
