Alaska
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Populated mostly by bears and Eskimos, Alaska is made of snow, ice, and dead Communists, left over from the Ice Age (sometime before 1984).
Some Jew said there's gold there, but he's just a faggot n00b who works for L. Ron Hubbard and vagina.
Alaska has no sex0r, so it is either teh ghey or a direct JeffKism, itself.
Alaska -- a perfect place to raise your baby!