Children
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Children are stupid.
No clear definition exists yet for the term "children". Children, often referred to as kids, can be defined in several ways, such as:
- Uncompleted human projects.
- A wicked way devised by nature to punish parents for committing the sin of sex.
- A good reason to do something stupid such as marriage.
- A good reason to do something more stupid, such as leaving home and never coming back.
- A subject of conviction that entitles authorities to place charges against someone for child abuse.
- Dwarves
Michael Jackson is known for his heavy consumption of children. Other large consumers are Belgian middle aged men.
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Grammatical Notes
The word "Children" is in plural form. There are other common plural forms that are equally wrong, such as childs and childrens.
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