Disney

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Disney (named after celebrity and furry Walt Disney) is an American entertainment company noted for it's famous and pioneering work in animation, having created several characters so popular that they have become a permanent fixture of American pop culture. Disney is one of the largest companies in the world, and is not at all evil, like Google. Disney is also well known for its several theme parks. The Disney Razor Strap Emporium and Old Fashioned Root Beer Apothecary, located in Southern California is one of the world's most popular attractions.

Contents 1 Beginning 2 Disneys Death 3 Disney Today 4 The Disney Future

Beginning

Walt and Roy Disney, born in Germany during World War I, originally came to America to become famous and have lots of sex with children. When they discovered that sex with children was forbidden in America, they originally had planned to return to their native Germany, but as fate would have it, Walt had a dream one night that gave him an idea. He shared the idea with his brother, and, working together, they concocted a devious plan. Utilizing this plan, they could surround themselves with children without arousing suspicion (arousing, lol) and also have all the requisite equipment on hand with which to film illicit pornography. Thus was born the Disney Animation Studios, originally codenamed "Operation Free Candy."

The success of their company was so great that no one took notice that the brothers had a taste for young boy flesh. The brothers Disney were emboldened by this, and began taking risks with their brand that culminated with a giant dick making an appearance on the movie poster for The Little Mermaid. While much hilarity and backslapping was had on the top floor of the Disney building over this, the public was not amused. The dick was digitally removed in subsequent versions, and the Disney empire suffered a debilitating financial crisis as families everywhere stopped going to their theme parks and stopped buying their products in order to protest the "moral vices" of the brothers Disney. Also, they were hoping to keep their kids from getting buggered.

Disneys Death

This series of events took a grave toll on Walt Disney's health. Disney finally succumbed to "complications from pneumonia" (which is code in California for "full blown AIDS"). His brother, by this time deeply alcoholic, became a drifter and was eventually hit by a school bus, in what many looked at as an ironic singularity.

Disney Today

Today, Disney still takes pride on being the biggest employer of pedophiles in America (apart from McDonalds), however, Disney has moved away from animated features to more adult fare. Their successful Pirates of the Caribbean movie franchise has smashed box office records worldwide, thanks in no small part to the work of one Johnny Depp, as Captain Jack Sparrow. Sparrow's character - a thinly veiled homage to homosexuals and Keith Richards is a wink and a nod to the Disney legacy, while still leaving family-value-oriented moms and dads everywhere with that feel-good sensation that they are really watching a movie about pirates doing some good old fashioned raping and pillaging.

The Disney Future

Disney has expanded their brand significantly. You can now go on Disney cruises to Disney islands aboard Disney cruise ships. You can fly Disney airplanes to Disney skyports. Disney has plans for 2030 that will enable you to rocket to Disney space hotels aboard Disney space shuttles. Disney continues to re-release their back catalog in breathtaking high definition. Ultimately, Disney wants all vacations to be Disney vacations, and to that end they are lobbying governments worldwide to mandate that anyone who wants to do anything in the way of recreation do it the Disney way. You love Disney. Disney loves you. Especially if you are a young boy. Disney really thinks you are special.