Emo
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
| Emo is part of a series on Idiotic Subcultures | Goth • Emo • Goons • Highschool • Unix
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Emo is stupid.
Emo is the product of fashion marketing and a series of musical styles, all of which sucked tremendously on their own but gave new meaning to the word "suck" when they combined into one, monstrous, marketing ploy. Emo started pathetically with Weezer's loser-lyricism and nerd attire but got in a three-way collision with punk rock lite (see Green Day) and kiddie goth (see Marilyn Manson) and ended up looking and sounding like what it is: utter shit. Derivative, bland, unthreatening and patently ridiculous, nothing about Emo's popularity makes any sense. With each new fashion ripoff and each new, more-incomprehensible-than-the-last-vocalist, Emo, more than any other subculture, surprises even its proponents with its boundless ability to suck ass. Everything, from emo dress to emo music is just plain...stupid.
If being Emo makes you happy, then you're probably doing something wrong, because they just don't cut it (pun intended).
Additionally, Emo kids are out of shape and lack maneuverability due to tight pants and lack of vision from their swooped hair style.
All emo kids claim that they will not conform to everyday society, when in reality all Emo's are non conforming conformist.
The following act of vandalism was added to this article in August of 2008. We rest our case.
| T GENERAL ALERT Emo kids are sappy. All they can do is whine instead of growing a pair of balls which is damn near impossible considering the tightness of their jeans.! |
