Fatty
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Fatties are stupid.
They are often seen at Chinese & pork & bean all-you-can eat buffets, laying down their $6.95 + tax (except in NV and OR)for an orgasmic, pig-feast sometimes 4-5 a day. Fatties are also often seen eating giant slabs of taffy, 32 oz boxes of Junior Mints, 3lb hot dogs, two-gallon tubs of popcorn and 2-liter bottles of diet-pop (fatties ONLY drink diet pop) at the movies.
Famous dead Fatties
Orson Wells
Elvis Presley - one too many fried peanut butter/banana/quaalude sandwitchs for the King of Rock n' Roll
Kate Smith - God Bless America, please pass the butter
Fats Dominos
John Candy - His last name was candy for a reason.
Chubby Checkers
Bertha Butts - first US female President of US - Sandwich Island
Cass "Big Mama" Elliott
Jerry Falwell - who threatened to sit on and crush the gay Tinky Winky - Telle Tubby - also a lard-ass
Fat-Chow Lee - one of China's finest actor - scheduled to play Rhett Butler in China's 2008 re-make of "Gone with the Wind" - an all male cast.
Raymond Burr - TV's "Ironside" and famous gay lard-ass
Marlon Brando
Nell Carter
Fat bastard
Not yet dead (don't worry, they will be soon)
Star Jones
