Free Masonry
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Free Masons are the largest secret society that everyone knows about. It was founded in 3950 B.C 12:00pm by Tina Turner. The Masons consist of everyone that makes more money than you that you do not like. The Masons are behind every world event ever. They meet in Masonic Lodges sometimes disguised as gay bars or bath houses.
Some actions Masons are responsible for
- The great depression
- WWI
- WW2
- The end of slavery
- Child pornography
- The time you lost your car keys
- The Assasination of John Wilkes Booth
- Jurrasic park part 2 and 3
- multi level marketing
Initiation
In order to become accepted into the Mason order you must go through initiation. 1. You must spend 4 days in a cold dark place naked with your arms and legs chained to a wall where a higher members (every member) penetrates you with whatever they want. 2. You must spend 4 days in a public place naked with your arms and legs chained to a wall where a higher members (every member) penetrates you with whatever they want. 3. You must oraly pleasure a donkey infront of a camera 4. Admit that you liked steps 1-3 Some Mason lodges do not accept homosexuals in which saying yes at step 4 will get you cast out. Members who choose to say no at step 4 are thrown out as they are not a part of the "brotherhood" and would not be able to initiate new members.
Activities
Once in a great while (about every 20 years) the Masons will cause a major world event. When they are not planning their next world event they spend all day and night initiating new members and re-initiating old ones.
