French
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
French is stupid.
French is an idiotic language comprehensible only to Quebecois and pretentious asshats.
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Nonsensical Gibberish (French)
Development
French is known as a Romance Language because the French people are sadistic nymphomaniacs. Fascination with the "oui oui" led to it becoming the prominent euphemism for "yes." The language itself developed sometime before 1975, shortly after Latin became a scientific language, thus rendering it geeky and unhip. As the speech mutated, phrases describing heterosexual copulation, fattening pastries, and decadent art emerged. Years later, in 1984, the French and English languages eloped and had seven children; consequently, English acquired STD's, or new phrases for a speech limited to barfights inside pubs.
Les Frogs
Francophone Biology
Due to genetics, French speakers (francophones), are naturally adept in both the literary and spoken aspects of their language; over time, francophones developed slimy tongues, a distinctive body odour, and a blood alcohol level of .99 percent. A nasal falsetto, coupled with amphibian characteristics, are indications of being a francophile. Temperamentally, francophones are ill-tempered, pretentious and should be avoided whenever possible.
Miscellany
Terms
In addition to being called francophones, French speakers may be referred to as winos, fags and frogs.
