IMac
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
iMac is stupid.
The iMac is the most wonderful, most extraordinary, most powerful, most brilliant, most exciting, most advanced, most usable, most silent, most amazing, most reflecting, most expensive desktop Macintosh computer ever built by Apple and it is spotlessly clean, too.
The iMac has definitely revolutionized our existence and his ownership brings inner piece to your soul. Besides that, the purchase of an iMac comes along with lifelong authorizations of leadership and overwhelming p0wnage over all other computer users.
It integrates flawlessly with all other Apple products, such as the iPod, iPhone and Time Capsule, which are priced at the same high amounts of money, sweat and ambition you need to purchase it. Nevertheless the iMac is worth the money, as all Apple products are worth the money, because you don't by a computer but you turn your life inside out. Using an iMac you won't be feeling like "working", you will be feeling like "living".
Targeted to a lunatic fringe of losers, such as nerds, jerks and managers as well as Apple Fanboys it was initially created for suricates and their neighbors, the mole people because they suffer from a serious shortage of space under the earth's surface. Due to it's computer components with an integrated display (or vice versa) it saves a lot of space.
As all new perfect Apple products, the iMac gets even better due to it's ability of being able to execute Microsoft Windows Vista, too. A long time ago, the Macintosh product family wasn't able to execute other operating systems and users where stuck on Mac OSX, which is stupid, too.
Criticism
In the past the iMac shipped with less RAM than industry standard, which is great, because all that Apple does is great. While other computer users had to go home and spent time with their loved ones after work, the higher species of brilliant Apple users had to work overtime, which gave them the opportunity to be astoneshed at their flawless masterpiece which decorates their desks. Women, especially secretaries love iMacs, too, because they can use their glossy displays as lighted make-up mirrors (which is great either).
Some people criticized the lesser viewing angles of the iMac's display, which is wonderful because all Apple products are wonderful. So wonderful that they make you telling everyone how wonderful they really are over and over again. They're honestly wonderful. Apple users don't want to have large viewing angles anyways, because they don't want near people being able to see them watching photos of other Apple users ejaculating on their iMacs. That's why Apple concepted the iMacs display with a very small viewing angle, which is great!
Another big problem is the concept of assembling every component into one case. If your lifestyle accessorys logic board gets broken you will have to give your whole wonderful iMac to repairing and one can say the same if the display gets broken. Which is wonderful, just wonderful. Really wonderful, it's simply wonderful. So unbelievable glossy and wonderful.
Wonderful.
