Internet Whore
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Internet whores are stupid.
An internet whore has had to close comments on more than one of his or her livejournal posts due to excessive use of bandwidth. Internet whores also log in to their myspace account at least thrice daily. They troll url catchers obsessively so they can be the first on their channel/message board/usenet group to post new links, which keeps them at least one level higher on the geek hierarchy than their loser friends. They are, of course, unaware of the irony of being the first to post links that were actually found by someone else. But they wouldn't care anyway, because internet whores feel a constant compulsion to prove that they are far and away more cutting-edge than you.
Internet whores are firm believers in internet philosophy, frequenting sites such as ladder theory, maddox, and h2g2. Additionally, they are still hanging on tightly to the last vestiges of suck. They also wish brunching shuttlecocks were not defunct.
Internet whores never use the term Information Superhighway.
--ataraxy 22:29, 11 Jul 2005 (CDT)
