Jesus
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Jesus is stupid.
Jesus was spawned in a manger and grew up to be a power-hungry whore-loving carpenter with a martyr complex. Sometime before 1975, he was nailed to the cross, providing religious iconography for generations to come.
In December 2005, the whole entire world will be covered in snow for Christmas day, and everyone will start worshipping Jesus Christ. The entire world does not include the following: blacks, gays, jews, lawyers and the elderly.
In the future Jesus will return to judge mankind. Mankind will be found guilty of perjury and indecent knowledge of a minor, and sentenced to 15 years in San Quentin.
Some people would say, see also: God. But not the right people.
A Very Special Message from Jesus Himself:
Dear Reader,
This will be the last hour of your life.
Enjoy,
Hesus Christ
P.S. Yes, they actually misspelled my name in the Bible.
