Louisiana
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Lousiana is stupid.
At least God thinks so, judging by the hellfire constantly raining down on it.
Geography
Louisiana is America's third world state. Often compared to Cambodia, Louisiana has zoning issues such that driving down a street in the bayou you'll be most likely to see trailer, mansion, suburban house, shack, mansion, shack, oil covered bird, mansion, trailer, trailer, industrial park, mansion, oily swamp, corner store, post office, and a Piggly Wiggly grocery store.
Population
Louisiana has mutants as residents, they are very slow. Although the residents are incredibly stupid, they exhibit marked evolutionary advancement akin to that of cockroaches--hurricanes, toxic oil spills--no matter what happens, Louisiana just will NOT GO AWAY. All efforts to completely eradicate Louisiana have thus far been thwarted. You see, America, what happens when you give Louisiana a dollar and a cigarette? It comes right back the next day, wanting something else. Oh, sure, today Louisiana wants a giant tampon for its "heavy flow." Tomorrow, they'll be wanting jobs... "Boo hoo, the oil spill killed all of our fish and polluted our water, waaahhhh." Screw you Louisiana, I'm getting my seafood from Thailand from now on. And my gas from... uh... you know, wherever else that shit comes from, because I'm an asshat American consumer and I know oil's all bad for the environment and stuff, but you know, like, whatever, I gotta kick it at the beach this weekend. Not your beach, obviously. Gross.
