Monkey

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Monkeys are stupid.

A monkey smelling his own ass to make sure everything is alright.

You are a type of monkey, albeit one of the supposedly lucky ones because your enormous braincase has endowed you with the ability to mass-produce twinkies and understand that you will one day die. Congratulations!

So you have decided to live among the monkeys... In this four part section, we will teach you how to be a monkey.

All questions must be submitted in writing.

Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4

The End