Pop

From Encyclopedia Of Stupid

Pop is stupid

History

Pop was created by Nigel Pop (1903 - sometime before 1975) sometime before 1975, or "Mr Hahaidnauyab" as he called himself (he didn't have any friends, poor sap). He was a talentless lowlife who lived in Mexico City, Mexico. He had a form of blaptism, called ronocharodroeda, which is similar to chronic depression. He had allegedly created pop because he said "[it] lifts my mood, and has my name!" He then proceeded to sneeze on the interviewer. He was assassinated by Axl Rose sometime before 1975 at Central Park, New York, while he was feeding the ducks.

Nigel Pop in 1975, a few seconds before his death

Pop acts we hate to love (and love to hate)

Here is a list of pop acts we hate to love (and love to hate)

• Same Difference (Industrial Pop)
• McFly (poprock)
• Busted (poprock)
• Children of Bodom (Oger Pop)
• Avril Lavigne (poprock)
• B*Witched (Who the Fuck Cares)
• Aqua (Death Metal)
• Korn (Cheesy-Pop)

You might be able to name some more, by looking at these names

What is happening?

It looks as if pop is winning the battle of music genres, but rock is not far behind, and neither is rap (unfortunately). British Security Officials are suspecting that the start of this pop phase (which is still going on) started with Disney Channel's (s)hit movie, High School Musical.

Execution of the stars

Gordon Brown plans to have Zac Efron and Vanessa Anne Hudgens executed in The Future, by facing a firing squad of penguins. Brown says that this plan is "a success story in itself". He is also happy that he will have them executed, as he is a big Guns N' Roses fan. He also stated that rock will rise again sometime in The Future

Gordon's speculation

American Officials are baffled at Gordon Brown's speculation, as it looks as if he is telling the truth. New bands are coming alive, although they still have slight parts in pop. They, however, are naming themselves rock, which is true with some concepts. None of any new bands have proved to be as great rock gods as AC/DC or Led Zeppelin yet, but a new band will come soon after Zac and Vanessa's deaths. They will attempt to beat AC/DC and Led Zeppelin in a Rock-O-Meter concert.

Pop's future

Pop faces a bleak future. Efron and Hudgens are angry at Gordon Brown getting rid of pop, so they are not letting Brown get rid of pop. They have said that they "are taking pop down with them". The cast of High School Musical all got a heart attack. Then they all got AIDS and died.