Rape
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Rape is stupid.
Rape is the act of forcing someone into a sexual act against their will. It can also refer to having sex with someone who is under the age of consent, regardless of your proximity to that age itself, and regardless of the fact that even 17-year-olds can be little hobag sluts. Women will often take what is referred to as a rape shower after the rape, to cover up the fact that they were never more wet in their entire lives and they cried they were laughing so hard. Rape is also the funniest thing ever. Rape was the major inspiration behind Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd. Almost any situation could be made more funny by adding rape. For example, consider this sentence: "on September 11th, 19 Islamic hijackers raped everyone on three different planes and flew those planes into the World Trade Center as one last act of unwelcome penetration."
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See also Surprise Sex
