Sin
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Sin is stupid.
Sin is when someone other than you does something you don't like.
Those who sin are called sinners. Sinners are said to be sinful. Coincidentally, they're also usually either ugly, or good looking but don't appreciate your bodily fluids.
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History
The Origin
The first sinner was a naked gardener named Adam. Adam wasn't very bright: he didn't know the difference between good and evil, didn't know he was naked, didn't know snakes can't talk, and never heard of the bible. Worse yet, he let a stupid cunt bitch named Eve talk him into eating fruit which a snake had told Eve would cure her vaginal warts. It's complicated.
The Fall
Eating fruit generally doesn't lead to much more than healthier stool. Unfortunately, God had told Adam He didn't like anyone eating this particular fruit. So - by definition - Adam had sinned. In return, Adam became aware of his genitalia, was separated from his hoe (but not his ho1), and no longer had ops in #rfa. Life's a bitch.
The Momentum
Sin is passed from parents to children genetically courtesy of the sin gene, which is serpentine in shape and has an RGB color value of #DEADFC.
The Cure
The Cure is a British band. The cure for sin is the blood of Jesus, which although not yet approved by the Food and Drug Administration, is readily available from Jews on Ebay.
Prepared for a Righteous God?
Sinners are best enjoyed heavily salted and/or burnt to an eternal crisp.
1Eve was also a sinner and punished as well, but back then women didn't matter so there's no point belaboring her situation.
