Slut
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Sluts are stupid.
A slut is the sexual equivalent of a free lunch, over which those in a mostly perpetual state of lust (yet miraculously on the receiving end despite their obvious and pathetic desperation) become completely incapable of realizing the object of their hopefully soon-to-be sloppy Nths is neither really lunch nor really free.
Nobody knows where sluts come from, but everyone not in the sorry position to have to compete with one (e.g. for the object of one's affections attention) loves them (secretly, anyway), because most people are too ugly to attract the quantity and quality of sexual partners they think they deserve. (Make that Obscenely Ugly given the typical self expectation.) And so, oh the happy happy joy joy when someone marginally fuckable (the most important inebriation-variant perception of all) is suddenly available and ready and able and at least half as cute as a three-legged rhino to validate one's sexual existence, which existence is pretty much the only kind there is for humans carting around the dreaded third leg.
Since all men (in the role sense, not the obsolete absolute gender sense) - especially Jesus and Hitler and Your Mom - are sluts, it's generally considered ignorant redundancy to speak of men sluts. All women (again, a role designation) are sluts too, but enough demur the title - and enough people have mothers - to create a situation wherein the species can speak seriously about sluts as though they really are a minority species phenomenon, so rare as to never actually participate in conversations about sluts. Sluts are always somewhere else, like on the other side of the bar, or in the sack with your best friend when you're at work or church or searching MySpace for sluts.
