Texas
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Texas is stupid.
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Summary
The problem with Texas is that it's full of Texans!
And oil refineries. Boy, they really love to refine them some oil down there in Texas! Why they're just plain chompin' at the BIT to refine them some oil down there in Texas!
Economy
Beers
Texas has several notable regional brews. They all taste like piss, by design.
Steers
There are many cows in Texas. They all taste like chicken.
Queers
Texas is perhaps the most gay-friendly state east of New Mexico which borders Mexico. While the major metropolitan areas have a quite average community of homosexuals, it's notable that nearly 93% of Cowboys are gay.
Executions
Texans love revenge, and have consistently led the nation in executions since sometime before 1975. There's nothing better to a Texan than stringin' up someone and killing 'em deader than pig shit as a sinner in God's eyes. Whether they are actually guilty of a crime or not is irrelevant; the important part is that blood flowed in retribution in order to appease the bloodlust of God, who is indeed a vengeful God, full of holy Wrath. Even heavily retarded people are candidates for execution in Texas, and rightly so as they are sub-human.
