New York Times
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
The New York Times is stupid.
The New York Times is a liberal parody blog widely distributed on paper across America and around the world. Originally a Western-themed Gazette, the blog grew in popularity after reporting on the War of the Worlds hoax and shortly thereafter devoted itself almost wholly to publishing science fiction. Editor-In-Chief T. Herman Zweibel originally envisioned the Times to be a "cataloguer of moving-pictures and top quality fish-wrapper," but the paper's popularity soon expanded at a rate that even he could not have envisioned.
The Times has a long and storied history of reporting the news with complete disregard for facts, which generally are inconveniences that get in the way of a real news story. Because of this, a lot of people view it as an unreliable flagship of old media, excellent for dog training but nearly useless as a source of real information. In modern times real news is the sole domain for the Fox News Channel, which accurately portrays all news stories without distorting or spinning facts and does not lean to the left or right but reports all news fairly and accurately without editorializing. Ever.
