Vagina
From Encyclopedia Of Stupid
Vaginas are stupid.
The vagina is the box the penis comes in.
Babies are also known to slither out of vaginas around Christmas. Famous owners of vaginas include Madonna, Condoleeza Rice, and Pauly Shore.
The only thing more stupid than a vagina are those that HAVE NEVER and WILL NEVER see one. If you are reading this article and accessed this site through the school library, the former statement probably pertains to you. The primary reason the vagina is stupid is due primarily to its owner. However, it is impossible to truly tell who is in possession of a vagina. For all you know your own mother could have one. It's important not to get the vagina confused with a Pussy or Tom Green.
Vaginas are cryptozoological creatures. There have been vagina spottings all over the world, but no real evidence that vaginas exist.
The earliest sighting of a vagina was recorded by Chinese explorer Zheng He, who claimed to have seen a vagina in the wilds of Mozambique. He described it as a "ravenous beast, pink in hue, capable of devouring human newborns whole".
Once Zheng He brought news of the Vagina to the Ming Dynasty, many Chinese claimed to have seen vaginas in order to be cool.
Unfortunately, no one agrees on what the vagina looks like. Some have likened it to a great canyon, some to a tiny unopenable box, and some to a pound and a half of roast beef. Some claim to have seen green vaginas, blue vaginas, even vaginas covered in horrific rashes.
Much like aliens, vaginas are thought by the more insane to have infiltrated human society. Some claim that vaginas lurk in human backyards, playgrounds, and even movie theatres.
