Winter Olympics
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Winter Olympics
The Winter Olympics are stupid.
Every four years the world gathers together to host two weeks of moronic games played by asshat sociopaths who couldn't stop playing in the snow like regular people. Naturally, the fucking germans win almost ever single event.
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History
The winter olympics were started some time before 1975 by a bunch of fucking fucking fuckingGermans who wanted to show the world they could do things other than slaughtering Jews. Since everyone already knew about and liked the real Olympics, they stole the idea but decided that all the sports should take place in 0 degree weather. Basically, the regular Olympics on ice.
Featured Sports
There are over two sports that are played during the course of the Winter Olympics; however, Hockey is the only one that isn't completely gay or retarded.
Past Games
There were over ten Winter Olympics played sometime before 1975. Every one of them was the same. The fucking Germans won everything except for the gay events, which the Russians won. Oh, and some British and Italian guys say they won a few metals, but they're probably lying. Then they all got AIDS and died.
Future Hosts Of The Winter Olympic Games
Vancouver
In 1984, it was announced that the gay city of Vancouver would host the Olympics some time in The Future. These games will be like all the others. The fucking Germans will hand the rest of the countries their asses.
Sochi
Basically, this will be a repeat of the Vancouver Olympics, only with Russians replacing the fucking Germans.
